I pad to my phone and I Skype her,
Her pad’s within Wi-Fi from here,
My iEye sees that she’s uncovered,
Said “put rubber bumper on rear”.
“Then stick on some clear face protection,
Let’s make beautiful iTunes down here,
Come plod to my pad for a charging
Your button I’ll press and revere.
My connector fits multiple sockets,
Leave Bluetooth, I’ll plug in your…